| New brrrrr slogans! |
[Jan. 26th, 2006|08:00 pm] |
I don't think anything is better than the original, but it's worth a shot.
Courtesty of http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi
Ding-Dong! Brrrrr Calling!
Your Flexible Brrrrr.
The Brrrrr is Mightier than the Sword.
My Brrrrr to Yours.
The Brrrrr of Champions.
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Brrrrr.
More Than Just a Brrrrr.
I Can't Believe It's Not Brrrrr.
Brrrrr - The Freshmaker!
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Brrrrr.
Life's Pretty Straight Without Brrrrr.
You Press the Brrrrr, We Do the Rest.
Gotta Lotta Brrrrr.
You Can Be Sure of Brrrrr.
A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Brrrrr.
The Biggest Brrrrr Pennies Can Buy.
Leaves Your Brrrrr Minty not Mediciney.
Yo Quiero Brrrrr.
I'd Walk a Mile for a Brrrrr.
Yeah, that's enough for now.
Tanya, here are those pictures I told you about:
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1632/casey2mm.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3100/caseyliv3ac.jpg
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/8071/caseyliv24lk.jpg
Made by dbzmerciter2002/DianeNeal_Fangirl2005.
I love how Casey moved her arm over in the second one....and Liv's expression. Ha. |
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| Bernadette in Peters banana |
[Jan. 25th, 2006|07:27 pm] |
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| |  amused | ] |
I watched a little bit of Silent Movie today because Bernadette Peters is in it. There's a part where she's in a banana and they're playing some song. I don't know what the song was but I like it a lot, so I tried typing it in Google. I wasn't really paying attention to what I typed, so instead of "bernadette peters in a banana" (which is a weird freaking search, anyway), I entered, "bernadette in a peters banana." That didn't return anything, so I erased the 'a': "bernadette in peters banana." Still no results. Thankfully.
Anyone who's seen it that knows the song I'm talking about? |
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| Classic Blend |
[Jan. 23rd, 2006|04:18 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  pissed off | ] |
| [ | music |
| | SVU theme song | ] |
Here is my fantastic avatar that I can't use on here because LJ won't accept anything larger than 40KB. Fuckers.
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/9004/avatar1ii.gif
I'm not extremely disappointed, as it's not incredible, but I did spend at least an hour and a half on it in all.
Aaaaand, Happy Birthday to Sondra and Mariska! :) |
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| She sure has a lot of pills! |
[Jan. 22nd, 2006|05:58 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  blah | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster | ] |
Live TV almost always guarantees a laugh. Especially on Will & Grace. Check out the East and West Coast broadcasts from a couple of weeks ago. http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Will_&_Grace/live/
The East Coast one is funny when Grace squirts herself, but the other one had me laughing my ass off. "My precious!" Ha!
On another note, I watched Female Perversions today. It was pretty good. Actually, I can't say for sure whether it was good. I skipped to the sex scenes. Those were good, though. A movie I did watch in its entirety is Kissing Jessica Stein. I'm slightly reluctant to watch movies on network TV, though, because of the commercials and editing. Although I'm not a huge fan of movies with happy endings that seem completely pointless, I did think the ending was a bit unnecessary. Or rushed. That's it. They were in a relationship, they broke up (kind of), they got back together, they didn't have sex often enough, they broke up, three months later they've gotten on with their lives, the end. I don't know...it was a sweet movie overall. |
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| Lifetime movies |
[Jan. 16th, 2006|04:12 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | shocked | ] |
| [ | music |
| | techno | ] |
I should stay away from them. They made me take up smoking and drinking. (This is a joke, for those of you who happen to stumble across this and actually believe what I say.) I don't know why I expected anything different. People don't watch a Lifetime movie and say, "Wow, that has really impacted my life" or "Oh man, that was a great movie! I did NOT expect that at ALL." Perhaps the only good Lifetime movie I've seen is Plain Truth and not only because Mariska starred in it. I think the actors could have been better (besides Mariska, of course) but the script was very well written. Except for the underlying love story. There is ALWAYS a love story. Why?! It's suicide for an otherwise decent movie. This weekend I watched FBI: Negotiator. It stars, amongst others, Elisabeth Röhm, whom I LOVE. It sounded like a good movie from the IMDb plotline ("An FBI agent (Elisabeth Röhm) must negotiate with a woman holding a hospital hostage in order to get her hands on an experimental drug.") It sucked from the beginning. They had Elisabeth spouting off "motherly" phrases. (e.g. "What did you just say to me?!") Who says that? To make it ten times more original and fascinating, they had her and her FBI partner, Frank Gerrard, fall in love. The movie ended happily ever after with the girl, the mom, and Frank all getting along, la dee da, butterflies, raindrops on roses, and it faded out to Frank giving Laura (Elisabeth) a piggyback ride. Awwwww. I missed half of the movie because of my excessive eye rolling. Why watch it then, you ask. I have three words for you: Elisabeth in pajamas. It was by no means skimpy, sexy lingerie, but it was hot nonetheless. Fastforward to that part if you can. |
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| Can I have your autograph Lady Macbeth? |
[Jan. 15th, 2006|03:43 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  sleepy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Sleater-Kinney s/t | ] |
I'm writing a letter to Mariska requesting an autographed picture of her (well no kidding, who else would the picture be of). Since I am a perfectionist, the letter has to be perfect. Nice handwriting, no spelling errors, professional(ish)-sounding, and no cross-outs. I am almost completely finished with the letter and I'm trying to tell her that I know she and Peter will make wonderful parents. For some reason my hand writes a 'B' instead of a 'P', so now she has a husband named Beter. Lovely. |
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| Four seconds was the longest wait |
[Jan. 13th, 2006|11:27 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | yaaaaaaargh! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Neil Diamond - Delirious Love | ] |
I spend an absurd number of friggin' hours screwing around with this and this is the product:
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| You know you're an SVU fan when... |
[Jan. 13th, 2006|05:14 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  anxious | ] |
courtesy of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) alex_liv_lovers
1. You download the theme song/whenever the theme song comes on you dance to it. [haha, yes]
2. You have made a dance to go along with the theme song from SVU. [not yet]
3. You're on a first name basis with all of the actors and actresses of the show, despite the fact that you havent met them. [check]
4. You have clothing that has to do with SVU. [NYPD vest, baby! and a shirt almost identical to Mariska's/Liv's.]
5. You save up a lot of money so you can buy the DVD box sets when you can just watch re-runs on TV. [check]
6. You refuse to talk to anyone while SVU is on. [check. only not so much now, since i have TiVo.]
7. Your friends know to NEVER, EVER call you whilst you are watching SVU. And if they do, they get a long lecture on how they should never do it again. And they don't. [see above]
8. Perchance you miss an episode of SVU, you get very upset about it and begin to cry or get angry. [checkity check check]
9. You have seen every movie Mariska Hargitay has been in. [unfortunately i have not. but i'm working on it.]
10. You watch Head of State just so you can see Stephanie March flash the screen. You paitently await the big bright letters of "Crazy Ass Girls" to flash on the screen and you ignore all the jokes in the movie. [haven't. but i would. and will.]
11. You watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle and got VERY angry by how Christopher Meloni looked. [no...soon, perhaps]
12. You watched Dracula 2: Ascension and Dracula 3: Legacy just because you love Diane Neal. [see 9 and/or 10]
13. When out in public, you eye everyone that passes you very closely. Noting that they might try something if you dont watch out for them. [check. i'm paranoid.]
14. When in an argument with someone you use Lawyer terms to prove your point. (I.E. Schwarts vs. Schwarts) and the person who you are arguing with has no idea what you are talking about. [objection! relevance?]
15. You worship Jerry Orbach just because. [yes ma'am!]
16. You don't watch SVU just for the nifty guest stars. [check. although Fallacy ROCKED.]
17. You are a definite Alex and Olivia shipper and you are absolutely positive that they had something going on. [yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes]
18. You despise Casey, because you love Alex more and you miss her dearly. Oh, and because you think that something will eventually happen between Casey and Olivia and you don't want that to happen. [noooo! i love Casey! and Alex! and Olivia! threesome, anyone?]
19. You hate Cassidy because he's really, really stupid. [ish]
20. You have roleplayed (online or in reality) SVU. And you have pictures and badges to prove it. [haha, um, yes]
21. You think everyone is a suspect. [true]
22. You try to find a psychiatrist who looks EXACTLY like B.D Wong. [no, but i wouldn't mind.]
23. When someone mentions the name 'Zapatta' you think of Alex and get depressed. [yes. :( i cried.]
24. When someone talks about Rikers Island or Sing Sing Correctional you list as many people as you can off the top of your head who Alex or Casey have sent there. [surprisingly no. maybe i'll start.]
25. You're a Munchie. [why not!]
26. You actually became a Munch/Jeffries shipper. [nah...]
27. You have memorized EVERY line to the episodes 'Fallacy', 'Loss', and 'Ghost'. [not yet.]
28. You try to get other people interested in the show that way you will have someone else to talk to about it other than with people on the internet. [yep!]
29. You love Ice T and you get angry when people call him 'Iced Tea' [bwahahaha, yes]
30. You do background checks on EVERYONE you meet. [i try!]
31. You have atleast 2 screen names/email addresses that have to do with SVU. [i don't! i should.] |
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| Amazon |
[Dec. 29th, 2005|07:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | frustrated | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Led Zeppelin - IV | ] |
Amazon.com is a big company...true. Big companies must take ages to ship their shit out...false. I bought The L Word Season 2 today (yippie!) and got two-day shipping. My confirmation email assured me that I'd get it by January 3. Well, thank you, but last time I checked that was more than two days. If you, reader, ever shop at Amazon I warn you to NEVER get their free shipping. You'll have forgotten what you ordered by the time it arrives. |
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| Apply freely to affected parts |
[Dec. 27th, 2005|04:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | okay | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Peaches - Keine Melodien | ] |
This, ladies and gentleladies, is my political ideologies essay for Civics.
Attached to every conceivable political issue is a stamp of either liberal or conservative. Though labeling ourselves as such gives us an idea of where we stand politically, it also tears us apart. Many debates have been started based solely on one’s political ideologies. While my opinions on many issues are definitive, I have been forced to open my mind to opposing viewpoints throughout the course of the semester.
The government’s role in education is one of many disputed issues. President Bush came out with the No Child Left Behind Act, which pressures states to move faster and further to improve the achievement of every student. It may seem like a good idea in writing, but it is rather ineffective when acted upon. While it is not entirely unsuccessful, there are several predicaments to face, such as the high expectations and low funding. Although I agree with the idea behind NCLB, I am not enthusiastic about how it has been organized. My position on this topic could be classified as moderate.
The argument about prayer in school is a highly debated matter. Schools have the right to allow prayer or anything that could be considered as much, such as the Pledge of Allegiance. At the same time, students have the right to refuse to participate in such undertakings. However, an excess amount of religious activities in a public school compromises the students’ rights to freedom of religion. My opinion on this would likely be categorized as moderate.
A substantial concern in this country is how best to combat the use of drugs. While I in no way condone one’s drug use, I do not agree with the harsh punishment that is sometimes administered to these users. Probation and the attendance of a drug rehabilitation program is a suitable sentence for the person using the drugs. The distributors, on the other hand, deserve severe sentences to deter the dispersion of drugs, if nothing else. My belief on this could again be considered moderate.
The current condition of the environment is the primary concern of many. Although my life is not centered on environmental issues, I try to help out when possible. The obstacles we face concerning the environment are excessive, leaving us no choice but to change our lifestyles. Minor ways of helping out include conserving electricity, recycling, and discarding trash in wastebaskets rather than on the ground. The stance I have taken on this problem can be described as moderate.
The controversy over affirmative action is undeniable. Some people believe that it is necessary to give minorities the rights they deserve. Others believe that it leads to reverse discrimination. Both aspects are correct and reveal the irregularities of such plans. Like the No Child Left Behind Act, affirmative action is a good idea, but it is restrained by certain circumstances. We need to find a way to accommodate both sides. This assessment of the situation can be termed moderate.
The dispute over censorship falls under the First Amendment, which guarantees the right to freedom of speech. What it fails to state is exactly how much freedom should be permitted. There are laws that try to further define what the Constitution left out. However, these laws are also incomplete and leave room for misinterpretation. While I do not agree with the ways in which many flaunt their First Amendment rights, I realize that they are entitled to them. We should limit our restrictions on people’s rights because, in taking away their rights, we are ultimately taking away our own. My attitude on censorship is painted as liberal.
The center of many political feuds is the war in Iraq. At the beginning of the war I did not care much for politics, nor did I have a position on it. However, as time went on and casualties went up I began to feel that the war was unnecessary. It was only after President Bush repeatedly remarked that we would not leave Iraq until we won the war on terror that I became strongly opposed to the war. I have since argued that the war on terror is endless and I doubt many disagree with that point. This approach to the war is pegged as liberal.
“An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.” These are the words of ADA Alexandra Cabot on an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Granted, she was not referring to the death penalty when she said this, but it can be easily applied. Many people hold the “eye for an eye” revenge mentality. While I may wish death on someone, whether it be a hardened criminal or my next-door neighbor, it is not my right to execute them, nor should it be anyone else’s. My thoughts on the death penalty are defined as liberal.
Abortion is a topic that is not only political but is also emotional. Many look at abortion as murder while others describe it as a woman’s right. Personally I do not agree with abortion except in certain circumstances, such as saving the mother’s life. I especially despise the use of abortion as a form of birth control. However, it is not my right to say what another woman can and cannot do with her body. If a woman is desperate enough, she will find a way to have an abortion, sometimes killing herself in the process. Making safe abortions available to women after they have first been informed of their other options is in everyone’s best interest. This view on abortion is characterized as liberal.
When dealing with important constitutional issues, gay marriage is a topic that is frequently brought up. Many people condemn it because it goes against their religion or because they believe that people would then want to marry animals or inanimate objects. I have always found these arguments ridiculous, as marriage is a decision that two people enter together and it requires a degree of self-awareness. Since animals and inanimate objects are incapable of such reason, it is impossible for them to enter into the intellectual contract of marriage. I believe that marriage benefits should be available to all couples, whether the institution is referred to as marriage or as a civil union. Once again, my opinion can be described as liberal.
While it is clear that I have taken a stand on many issues, I don’t intend to come across as pompous or narrow-minded. The lessons I have learned in this class are not only academic, but they have also taught me to open my mind to other people’s opinions. Freedom often comes at great costs. Often that cost is to listen to people whose views we don’t share. As was stated by Voltaire, “I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.” |
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| 90% birthday, 10% chest hair |
[Dec. 22nd, 2005|01:21 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | anxious | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Peaches - Fatherfucker | ] |
Happy Birthday to my dearest poodle friend!!!!! I made this wallpaper for you......
Sorry I couldn't arrange to have Mariska or anyone else jump out of a cake. :P Although.....it's not too late. I could probably still do it. I have the perfect outfit.... Ahem. |
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| Wedding Balls |
[Dec. 21st, 2005|06:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  contemplative | ] |
According to a new poll from Bravo and Star magazine, Brad and Angelina's wedding would be the party most people would like to attend. And they would be thrilled to see Cameron Diaz jumping out of their birthday cake.
Nearly half of the respondents chose the Angie and Brad nuptials as the most desired.
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes came in with only 25%, just ahead of Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi who slipped in at 18%.
Cameron Diaz popping out of a cake?
There must be something about Cameron...she came in as the number one female celebrity folks would want to jump out of their birthday cake, with 36% of those surveyed choosing her over Jessica Simpson and Jessica Alba.
That's a shock.
Who voted in this poll? Have you seen these The two Jessica's in bikinis?
The survey was conducted for Bravo in early December, in conjunction with the premiere of the network's new original docu-series "Party/Party."
Screw Angelina and Brad (no offense to fans of Angelina *cough*Tanya*cough*). I would be first in line to see Ellen and Portia get married. And it would be Mariska jumping out of the cake....naked. :) |
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| Uhhh...... |
[Dec. 20th, 2005|07:47 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | happy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Peaches | ] |
For those of you who can't read the text (or who weren't really paying attention to it, anyway), the article talks about how to make your skin look better. At least, I think it does. |
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| Show me your riffs |
[Nov. 12th, 2005|12:32 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | excited | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Falco - Rock Me Amadeus | ] |
My Sleater-Kinney "Show Me Your Riffs" t-shirt just came today. I fricking love Kill Rock Stars. Along with my shirt, which I paid about $16 for including S&H, they sent an S-K poster, a couple of S-K pictures, an S-K sticker, and some totally random stuff from a ton of KRS bands. Yay! |
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| S-K mix |
[Nov. 11th, 2005|01:40 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | DJ Scribble techno rave | ] |
Here we go. That didn't take too long.
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| Sleater-Kinney wallpaper |
[Oct. 14th, 2005|06:19 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | PJ Harvey - Uh Huh Her | ] |
I made this all by myself! Isn't it special?
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| (no subject) |
[Oct. 9th, 2005|08:55 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | The Pretenders - Brass In Pocket | ] |
| How You Are In Love | 
You take a while to fall in love with someone. Trust takes time.
You give and take equally in relationships.
You tend to get very attached when you're with someone. You want to see your love all the time.
You love your partner unconditionally and don't try to make them change.
You stay in love for a long time, even if you aren't loved back. When you fall, you fall hard. |
That's me to a tee. |
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| it was an honor to touch your giant shoulders |
[Sep. 15th, 2005|03:27 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | blank | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Q Lazzarus - Goodbye Horses | ] |
Back in June my cousin was getting ready to quit her job as a babysitter. She was having trouble working up the courage to quit, so I made a parody of Q Lazzarus' Goodbye Horses called Goodbye Holly (the name of the mom) to cheer her up. Almost makes me want to do the tuck dance....if I had anything to, erm, tuck.
I told you, I need a raise
But, it always fails
You see me come, you see me go
You say, “I’ll be out late, late tonight.”
And I say, “Oh no ma’am I must say you’re wrong
I must disagree, oh no ma’am, I must say you’re wrong”
Won’t you listen to me
You told me, “Your cleaning is hardcore
I been there, I’ve seen my clothes and shoes
A lying on the ground”
I’ve seen my shelves just begin to fall
You say, “I’ll be out late, late tonight”
And I say “Oh no ma’am, I must say you’re wrong
I must disagree, oh no ma’am, I must say you’re wrong”
Won’t you listen to me
Good-bye Holly, you are a crazy twit
Good-bye Bethie, you are a lazy tit
Good-bye Brookie, you are a little shit
Good-bye Hitchens, I'm quitting, quitting, quitting my job |
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| slippy fun-ups |
[Sep. 14th, 2005|02:02 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | content | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Le Tigre - TKO | ] |
Wet willies, sexy pictures of Ellen with her filt titled....we all say things that we don't mean to. A couple of weeks ago I told my cousin that her hair smelled like a car salon. Another time I was talking to Sondra and told her about when I "stayed the house at my cousin's night." What are some funny things that you've said?
Brandy, you have got to be the queen of this. Every single one of our IM conversations makes me laugh out loud. Madonna's nipples3, sitting on my grandpa, teats in your eyes...we should do a stand-up routine or something. Anyhow, have a day! ;) |
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| Visa, Mastercard, Discovered that I was spent |
[Sep. 14th, 2005|12:48 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | bouncy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Sleater-Kinney - Milkshake n' Honey | ] |
Will you marry me, Carrie Brownstein?
Actually, I already have one of those online marriage certificates. I'm a dork through and through. :) |
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